Jonathan from 2009 says, "About the dangers of getting lost in the tubes...the INTERtubes, that is. What's the remedy? Watch and find out!"

Swine Flu—The Musical Song a Day #119 First Singing Note:

Intro: D C A x2

[verse] D Is it scary? C Should I be frightened? A Oh yes! Through and through!

What’s the name of this crisis? I think we’ll call this one…Swine Flu!

[chorus] D C Swine flu, swine flu A Well, I’m freaked out G A How about you?

Swine flu, swine flu Where can we go? What can we do?

[verse] What are the signs? What are the symptoms? Like the regular flu, as far as we know

So what makes this one different? 100 dead in Mexico!

[bridge] Bm And the circumstances around their deaths? C#m Of this we cannot be sure D Well isn’t that part kind of important? E Well, what do you need to know that for?

[b section] F#m E D A Well for one thing, what if they had pre existing conditions? Or maybe they just let the flu get out of hand I mean, tens of thousands of people die every year from the normal flu

[bridge] Bm So if you’re gonna give me scary facts D E7 You better have your scary facts all planned

[coda/chorus b] A E Swine flu, Cm D I’m not afraid til I get some proof I have this feeling you’re trying to sell me medicine (No…) Swine flu, swine flu Media, what are you trying to do? A E D Don’t we have enough problems as it is? E A Please just leave me the hell alone Thank you