I've always kind of liked this song. The chord progressions is interesting.

My iPod is frozen The old man is dozin’ The blue monkey goes in a hole The people commuting have guns that they’re shooting With erections saluting Bob Dole Riding the subway x3 Trains going faster than natural disaster With crumbling plaster—falls down A priest and his priestess are handing out leaflets That she is the cheapest in town Riding the subway x3 On automatic, cut through the static Like dust in the attic, I sneeze A dance and a scuffle, cries mostly muffled My iPod would shuffle and freeze Riding the subway x13