You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a metal festival on a good hair day and raised lovingly by a motormouthed scientist. As a child, you took pride in pyrotechnics, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your love of gratuitous explosions came in. It was essential in overcoming your childhood best friend's tragic death. Your time for greatness is here. You're the cure!