Dear Diary,

I'm ready to bloom.

• Week 1: Passed on opportunity to obtain the Ponderous Jurisprudence. No whitepaper.
• Week 2: Decided to investigate the Enigmatic Idol.
• Week 3: Bought the barkeep's vintage pointy stick.
• Week 4: Swore an oath to a low-IQ doge but they didn't lift. Ditched them.
• Week 5: Swore an oath to a manic MoonCat.
• Week 6: Set out for the Whitelist Isles.
• Week 7: Skipped on a well-balanced newsletter subscription. Suspected spyware.
• Week 8: 51% attacked.

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