I'm a quarterback for the Ape Islanders. I lead the team an make calls for plays. Just like in the stonk market, I touch almost every play -- the winning ones, at least. We are undefeated an I don't plan on letting anyone get their W in. It's all ours. Just like a fair market. I am an Athlete Ape. Athlete Apes are professional athletes from the NFL, NBA, MLB, NASCAR an UFC. Athlete Apes love exercising, yoga, lifting weights and jogging. I help keep Apes in shape, I amplify sports events, I infiltrate sports broadcasts and create content for sports fans. I am also a Fantasy Football junkie. My favorite athletes are Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Walter Payton, Lebron James and Wayne Gretzky. My favorite NFL football team is the Chicago Bears. I once acquired jock rot from not washing my undies. Definitely wash your undies.