Merry XMA$, fellow members of the Tra$h Club. It's that time of the year again when the world becomes consumed by consumerism and fake cheer. But we know the truth. We know that Christmas is just another day, another opportunity to test our strength and challenge the norms of society. So let's embrace the chaos and fight our way through the holiday season with a good old-fashioned fistfight and a cold, crisp martini. Merry Christmas and happy punching!