Don't forget to turn off the lights. First of all, it saves you money. Secondly, if people don't turn off their lights for a long time, I stay in one place too long. Because I'm a wandering lamp. And I move around in a new place everytime when you flip a switch.

And this time I've been in the same room for a month. It's a single girl's living room. Or rather, she was single until she met on dating site with the... Devil. She always liked the bad guys.

• Baby, we don't smoke at home.
• Let's get you some new jeans at H&M that hide your hooves

She liked the Devil, but she didn't like his bad habits, scary sight, and most of all, she didn't like that he lured mortals to commit sins. First of all, it was immoral. Secondly... What girl wouldn't be jealous if her boyfriend tempted other girls to sin?

They've been dating for three weeks. The Devil, sitting on the couch, is reading "How to Be a Good Man" magazine (Who publishes this and why?). He got a haircut, quit smoking, and always keeps his H&M T-shirt clean.

• I love you, baby, you're so good

The girl whispers softly in the Devil's ear. And it makes me wonder... Who's the real Devil here?