xGoodMORN GANG!! DAN "the Man" is here to brighten your mornings!

DAN, the xGoonz #003, is a peculiar creature. Despite his small size, he has a tough and resilient exterior that resembles a giant cookie crumb. DAN's favorite snack is a bowl of xO's with no milk, which he devours with great enthusiasm. However, his habit of drooling while eating can be quite off-putting for those around him.

Despite his quirks, DAN is a loyal protector of your morning routine. He is known for cracking a good potty joke and throwing brown spikes at the xWrongSIDEZxBedz, which can make even the toughest of mornings a little more bearable. If you're looking for a unique companion who will bring a little humor to your day, DAN may be the xGoonz for you. He is currently up for adoption, waiting for someone to give him a forever home.