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Herp was out smoking some weedus and wandered down the block Til he reached the Carnie Town Circus. Herp was very stoned and confused but also intrigued by the circus lights and attractions. He decided to buy a ticket. As soon as he got in he had to us the washroom. Little did Herp know that the toxic ooze was beginning to spill at the circus. He toilet he sat on began to overflow with toxic ooze. As the ooze hit his butt he began to mutate. He mutated into Sonic the Hedgehog. He began getting herpes all over his skin. He grew two weird faces for his hands. His nipples grew to purple flowers. He was so dazed that he didn’t know he was in danger. The otter carnies saw how stoned he was and ushered him down to the safety of the sewer so he would not be eaten by the mean mutants on land.