"MiiTCHS

6 hours ago

a fish gets hold of a camera and tours the ocean taking photos ofÔªø weird and wonderful things

There was a fish named paul

And he was very small

And he forget everything

That he saw

But he wanted to remember

from November to November

so he started taking pictures

of wonderful things

he saw an octopus break dancing

he saw an old ghost ship with dead pirates

he saw a shark bite through a concrete slab

he saw a woman in an oyster with a smile on her face

as the camera clicked

he would take the pic

and send it home to his grandma

she was delighted

and she showed them to her neighbor

and Paul got into a gallery show

a curator from the pacific came

a curator from the atlantic came

they had a bidding war on pauls photographs

and now Paul is a well known photographer

paul, the photographer fish

he got rich

rich for a fish

and he moved into a huge estate

he drank polluted water

got to know the mayors daughter

before long he had a reputation

the gallery in the pacific stopped calling

the gallery in the atlantic stopped calling

paul went back to his grandmothers

and he still takes pictures from time to time"