Idiot Sandwich #16 is Tia Torta de Milanesa.

When you go to Tia Torta de Milanesa's house you will be impressed with how impeccably manicured it is.

Curb appeal for days. Tia has a green thumb and then some.

But step inside her quant craftsman bungalow in the quiet neighborhood down by the college, and it's a different story.

Tia feels compelled to buy every Home, Garden, and Beauty magazine at the checkout every single time she goes to a grocery store, drug store, or big box retailer.

She has stacks of them throughout her house. She has never read a single one.

Scattered around are also the lottery tickets she has bought weekly for 23 years.

She is afraid to throw them away because she thinks she might have won something and missed it. Nevermind that they have little machines at the store to check.

Tia knows best about what's best for her she says.

And even with a big garbage bag full of losing lottery tickets (definitely with some winners) ---

Tia Torta de Milanesa is in it to win it.