Ever driven with yoghurt? I mean really driven with yoghurt? No, didn't think so. Well, I recommend it. It's a thrill. Possibly the most thrilling drive of your life.

Oh I should caveat that yoghurt is actually a mate of mine. He's a professional race car driver. Yoghurt is his nickname. He loves the stuff. Not driving with a physical pot of greek yoghurt. Are you mad? Think about the mess.