The dumbest creatures of the deep blue sea Are tiny shids with great big beaks Their boats do leak and break their boats do sink And the wassies die of their stupidityyyyyyy

Heave ho me wassies me wassies by wassies heave ho! Heave ho me wassies, me wassies by wassies heave ho!

Hey and a ho, those wassies dohoo blow. One for a-squishin' and one for a show. Where do they all come from, will we ever know? There's one for your sister and one for your broOOooo

Heave ho me wassies me wassies by wassies heave ho! Heave ho me wassies me wassies by wassies heave ho!