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The Museum is a project spanning multiple Enclaves: pockets of artificially preserved and functioning ancient civilizations tucked away from the main of society, surrounded by glades and mountains. Machu Picchu, the pyramids, the first city of Ur - all have been reconstructed and repopulated at one point as tourist destinations, serving society’s morbid fascination with tribalism. It’s a massive historical reenactment, except all the employees have elected to have their minds erased and forfeit all modern luxuries, and will likely die violently as a commitment to replicating the exact conditions - sacrifice, execution, brutal warfare. They play out the downfalls of their respective civilizations over and over again, 11:30, 1:15, 4:30, 30-minute unionized worker break, 7:30. When the Great Consolidation wipes out most of humanity, the Enclaves survive intact, preserved by their remoteness to howl and barter and stone on, but with better fast food options.

History's Tourist: Watch a 'real' Mayan sacrifice through one way glass, the skybox. ♦ Hoaxes, tactics and agenda cards do not affect any creatures with less than 6 INT. ♦ Food/Trash items have no negative effects ♦ For each Bum Legion 2099 creature in play, one (1) FEMACUBE³ creature in your hand gains 25 HP.