Even though we do our best to sanitize the truth of Christmas for the children, we all know that Santa is a big drinker, and a man known to get a bit mean when he's losing money. On boxing day, Santa traditionally hosts a poker game at the North Pole to celebrate the completion of his yearly delivery run. That is, of course, whenever there is enough ice to setup his portable cabin. Sadly, due to people in Portland and Seattle embracing a methane producing diet en masse, there's sometimes not enough sea ice until deep into January to run the game.

The festivities usually run for a few days straight, and it's not unheard of for Rudolph to blow his year's pay over the course of a single session. Reindeer aren't exactly known for their bankroll management, much like arctic babies aren't known for their sobriety. If you can get along with the wanton and gratuitous displays of substance abuse, then you will have a very good time playing there indeed.