Idiot Sandwich #12 is Gary Pulled Pork.

In every crowd, there's always one sandwich that is a planner.

They go above and beyond, and orchestrate every detail of an event down to the minute.

Almost to the point of squeezing every last drop of spontaneity and serendipity out of a gathering, so that the attendees can only take the gift swag bag with them at the end, instead of any real memories, plans or future prospects.

Gary is that type of sandwich. Quick to take charge of a party committee, or maintain a birthday calendar, or to just be a nosy little twit.

Anyway, Gary's wondering if you might be willing to bring plates and silverware to the conference room-we're having a little gathering for Steve from Finance.