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Name: CrossFit Chris
Age: 42
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 151 lbs.
Location: San Francisco, CA
Education: BS Computer Science, Stanford University
Profession: Tech Startup Co-Founder

CrossFit Chris is a chiseled Greek god, with a body that causes women to lose it the minute they lay eyes on him. Just kidding. CrossFit Chris is a skinny tech nerd that tips the scale at a whopping 151 lbs. soaking wet. He is "skinny fat," rocking a slight gut, yet believes he is the epitome of health and fitness. 💪

Why? Because he does CrossFit daily, and checks in on social media, while also sharing pictures of all the stupid shit they do at CrossFit, like jumping on crates and lifting weights over their head and then letting them slam to the ground with vengeance 🏋. Does the workout even count unless you post at least 20 Instagram Stories of the same workout routine every day? The answer is 'No' -- it doesn't count.

Doing CrossFit seven days a week and showing zero improvement in one's physique makes you qualified to provide nutrition and fitness advice on social media, and that is exactly what CrossFit Chris does.

With 6 years of daily CrossFit training under his belt (and 76,629 social media posts with the hashtag #CrossFit), it's a mystery as to why CrossFit Chris remains unchanged. How could this be? Could it be that CrossFit doesn't work and it's a complete sham? Things that make you go 'hmmmmmm'...

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Name: CrossFit Chris
Age: 42
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 151 lbs.
Location: San Francisco, CA
Education: BS Computer Science, Stanford University
Profession: Tech Startup Co-Founder

CrossFit Chris is a chiseled Greek god, with a body that causes women to lose it the minute they lay eyes on him. Just kidding. CrossFit Chris is a skinny tech nerd that tips the scale at a whopping 151 lbs. soaking wet. He is "skinny fat," rocking a slight gut, yet believes he is the epitome of health and fitness. 💪

Why? Because he does CrossFit daily, and checks in on social media, while also sharing pictures of all the stupid shit they do at CrossFit, like jumping on crates and lifting weights over their head and then letting them slam to the ground with vengeance 🏋. Does the workout even count unless you post at least 20 Instagram Stories of the same workout routine every day? The answer is 'No' -- it doesn't count.

Doing CrossFit seven days a week and showing zero improvement in one's physique makes you qualified to provide nutrition and fitness advice on social media, and that is exactly what CrossFit Chris does.

With 6 years of daily CrossFit training under his belt (and 76,629 social media posts with the hashtag #CrossFit), it's a mystery as to why CrossFit Chris remains unchanged. How could this be? Could it be that CrossFit doesn't work and it's a complete sham? Things that make you go 'hmmmmmm'...

INFLUENCERZ collection image

INFLUENCERZ is a series of ERC-1155 NFT collectible trading cards with proof of ownership stored on the Ethereum blockchain. New INFLUENCERZ cards are periodically released, with one of two minting options. Some cards will be available to be minted for Ethereum, while other cards will require one or more INFLUENCERZ tokens (INFLZ) to be burned in order to mint the newest card in the collection.

This keeps it fun and interesting while also introducing a burn mechanism that makes every collectible trading card a deflationary ERC-1155 token collectible.

The goal of this card series is to make people laugh and enjoy collecting INFLUENCERZ digital collectible trading cards.

>Click HERE< and join our email list to receive drop notifications so you never miss a new release! We also announce new drops on Twitter and Discord. Visit our website to mint new cards.

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Adresse du contrat0x2b75...4c0b
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