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"Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines."

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"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."

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Facial Hair

Black Gentleman Stache

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"Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb."

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"If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

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"I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing."

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"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam."

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"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

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"What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

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"Why is Peter Pan always flying?" "He neverlands."

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"My partner said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

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"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."

"Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends."

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"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

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"It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa."

"Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island."

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"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"

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"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."

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"If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?" "An iWitness."

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"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

"What do you call a fake noodle?" "An impasta."

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"What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?" "A meltdown."

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"What does garlic do when it gets hot?" "It takes its cloves off."

Blonde Hair & Tinfoil

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"Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."

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"How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."

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"What do you call a hot dog on wheels?" "Fast food!"

"I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy."

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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

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"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!"

"I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill?" "Walking. JK! Rowling."

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