Should you ever travel to Fetha (a distant planet on the outer reaches of the Spagia Universe) you may come across a dermot. A dermot’s most outstanding feature is its moustache. Both males and females display this wonderful piece of facial hair and spend hours finely manicuring it with their tiny little claws, believing it makes them more attractive to the other. They breed by swapping moustache clippings. The DNA mixes together, a bit like pollen on flowers and a few days later a baby dermot is born complete with tash. Isn’t nature marvelous!