This little clucker is not one to f*ck with. Born in the Bayou, he’s made his living sedating unsuspecting chickens with one quick touch from his psychedelic mushroom head (not the ones on his head) and selling them at his legendary name-sake New Orleans restaurant, Dooky Chase.

However, rumor has it, if one is willing to flash their chicken breast, they may escape unscathed.