On a trip to the beach last summer, Wild Card woke up in a bush with one shoe on. He's used the sidewalk curb as a pillow on countless occasions, claiming it's more comfortable than his bed. He's skinny, but he's also fat. He's stupid, but he's also smart. He's really good at golf, but he can't putt. He's the most easily convinced man in the world, and he's capable of anything.