Nobody is outside, too darn hot. I ended up being the last Cowboy to show up. Us boys are going to have a Hog-Killing Time. Nobody is going to drink Adam's Ale tonight. All the boys get those glasses out, and drink some of the finest Scotch Whiskey known to man. Get them deck of cards out, time to play some Faro. After that, we are going to play some Baro, Three-card-monte. For the finale, playing poker as the last game of the night. Time to bring out some of these nice ladies to give us some company while we at it. I don't want to hear nobody Whistlin' Dixie when I clear y'all pockets out...Ya hear? Last time, we had to shoot some iron. Y'all remember one of those Yellow Belly outlaws Nailed to the Counter? Anyhow, let's have some fun boys! Spread them cards out-Light A Shuck like. Fast, but not too fast ya hear?