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Test Subject #344 exceeded all expectations. #344 could save the world with a wave of his hand, if he cared. Unfortunately, other beings in his orbit just seem so... insignificant. #344 is able to pilot the alien ship, the Gamma Cruiser, if he was motivated to do so. But, let’s face it, the idea of traveling to other planets seems so... blasé. #344 is able to travel through space and time in the multi-dimensional universe but is far more likely to use his extraordinary powers to snap his fingers and materialize a ham & banana pizza.

Did You Know: Test Subjects #1-#343 all died. So sad.