The reaper comes for us all someday. Legend has it if you're wearing this shirt the day you meet him he will be so flattered and so stoked that you’re repping Goonz that he will decide to let you live and say something like “yo I know you fell down the up escalator at the mall in front of the Payless shoe store at the exact same speed as the escalator and just kept repeatedly falling for an hour until the one maintenance person working finally made it there to stop the escalator but god damn that shirt is bussin fr. I'm gonna give you a second chance at life but you also have to be a dung beetle from now on, but I heard those beetles really know how to party.