Over the past several years, I wrote a series of very short darkly humorous (and potentially offensive) poems about the daily misery of investing in the stock market. This collection contains 60 of those poems rendered in front of randomly generated candlestick charts. While the charts themselves are random, their pairings with poems are not, as I tried to match each poem's sentiment with the overall direction or shape of its chart.

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