deep in the Appalachian mountains

forged in the fires fed by coal

trained by the light of the fairy fountain

he'll never give up till he's reached his goal

robot ninja zombie bear

fighting for freedom everywhere

evil better say a prayer

he's the robot ninja zombie bear

from the streets of new york all the way to london

he keeps us safe from terrorists

with claws and teeth and throwing stars and

a thirst for brains that will not quit

robot ninja zombie bear

he cannot die, he's already there

evildoers had better beware

he's the robot ninja zombie bear

his software was designed by google eningeers

jony ive cut his exteriror from a single piece of aluminum

Chuck Norris showed him how to be a ninja

no one knows how he gained his zombie powers

fueled by salmon and organic honey

with a direct line to the president

his fu is strong his scabs are runny

when trouble calls he's on the scent

look, up in the air

is that a bird or a solar flare?

it's got 10 limbs and's shaped like a pear

robot ninja zombie bear"