The flamingos have been doing the unthinkable. They’re rapidly advancing towards the APE BANANASTASH(tm), and, supported by zombie-octopi, capturing it is no longer a dream.

Should the apes not find a winning strategy soon, their stronghold will be compromised. A Superflam might mean a complete power reversal and a first ever flamingo regime. Having been treated as timid playmates for over a millennia, who knows what tyranny the ruling flams may bring upon the apes.

Pressed to the corner and without many options, the apes are placing their bets on their space science program. “It’s a long shot.” Attests prime ape scientist one (PASO), who’s long been experimenting with fusing together peaches and aubergines through space mutation. “But it could give us a fighting chance.”

Last it was heard from prime ape scientist one, an advance was made with what he dubbed a “Diggbudd,” a sort of an organic weapon of mass destruction he’s managed to conjure up from his fruits.

However, contact with PASO was recently lost. The last satellite transmitted image of him shows a species no ape has encountered before: a sort of a space-mingo worm.