Name: Anonymous Andy
Age: Unknown
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Location: Unknown
Education: Unknown
Profession: Unknown

Anonymous Andy has a social media presence, even though you would never know it. He is essentially a ghost 👻 and that is exactly how he likes it. His avatar is a 24x24 pixel art image that is worth six-figures. He has several Bored Ape Yacht Club and CryptoPunk NFTs in his wallet, which alone trump most investment portfolios.

His Ethereum holdings are strong, and over the years Anonymous Andy has learned how to leverage ETH Ξ to build an incredible mountain of cryptocurrency wealth for him and his family. They are financially set for life, yet you wouldn't know it by looking at his social media profiles.

To his 135 close friends on Facebook he is Andy, the computer programmer who is married, with two kids, enjoys fishing and spending time at the beach. His Instagram followers get a peek at his simplistic life void of any flashiness.

While the majority of social media users are showcasing material possessions to impress people they don't even know and portraying a fake lifestyle, Anonymous Andy makes it a point to stay under the radar. He is a whale 🐳 with zero social media influence, which is exactly the way he likes it.