Name: Fake Follower Freddy
Age: 25
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 169 lbs.
Location: Chicago, IL
Education: B.S. Integrated Marketing Communication, Illinois State University
Profession: Content Creator

Armed with a fresh Integrated Marketing Communication degree from Illinois State 🏫, Fake Follower Freddy set out to become a famous social media influencer. To get a head start he purchased 250,000 fake followers and boosts each post with fake likes. Sadly, he can only afford a handful of fake comments to add to the mix, throwing his engagement ratio off. Fake Follower Freddy's posts always receive 100,000 likes yet only a few comments, making it crystal clear that his following and engagement comes from India. This makes it worthless from a brand standpoint. Since no brand will touch Fake Follower Freddy's account with a ten-foot pole he has to generate revenue from other sources. One of his revenue streams is "mentorship," where he charges his followers $497 for a course (it's a 12 page PDF pile of shit 💩) and then $97 monthly to be able to access him via a private Telegram chat.

The monthly recurring revenue continues until the parents of his 14 to 17 year old "students" discover the credit card charges and cancel. He’s about two chargebacks away from having his Stripe and PayPal accounts disabled. Thankfully his second revenue source -- massaging and jerking off old dudes -- is stable. Fake Follower Freddy is in high demand. Those magic hands 🤲 are a hit and support traveling in order to create content.