Can’t eat, can’t sleep, creating .mp4s while I weep.
My brain is fogged, my thoughts are clogged, and alls I see is Pepe frogs.
From my POV these damn furries are just a bunch of creeps.

Just right click, and-save, oooo this-one’s, my-fav.
A purple haze controls my ways, these NFTs are all a craze,
COV at NYC is killing me and now I'm up for days.

Got 10TBs of PFPs and JPGs on SSDs,
Opensea keeps riding me for storing all these PNGs,

I'm shifty, they say? Saving Nifties, all day.

Logging in to check my wins, people think I’m rendering,
It’s time to mint, I stare and squint,
What’s DMCA?