Ets da Grumpls!! Dees speshul littel bebies stik arownd cuz we keeep em heppy an fed. An dey maek us heppy tuu! Aldo we dunt reely kno why... maebe ets da farts, butt we nevur tink about et tuu hard. Dey cum en all shaps an sizes, sumtims ef dey eat totuuo mush dey git a lil crezi, butt we luv dem aneeway. Wontim a Grumpl tol me eet needed a komputer ta peemale sumbodee butt we dunt kno wat a komputer es.

letz fukin ride grumplfrumpls! da skydmerks rool da streets and da sheets, watch owt fur dem on da wide open road, spittin dust farts en da wind. goblins try ta drive befur, but dey just crash, so now dey man da turrets.