Greetings, kind purr! My name's Page #888 and I'm a very good and clever kitten with a lot to offer the world! I have squired with the greatest of knights: there was Sir Face (they were a bit shallow), Sir Port (a very kind cat), and of course, Sir Prise (she was amazing). And now I have you! Gosh! I must be the luckiest kitten in the world!