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Totally Useless Flashcards

So people have been telling Tobey all his life, “Tobey, you need to follow your dreams.”

Tobey here had this one dream where he was cooking poptarts for the cast of “Saved by the Bell” except they were all wearing the outfits from “Legends of the Hidden Temple” but then he didn’t realize all the poptarts were filled with shaving cream and so he had to try and carefully scrape out the cream and replace it with jam and the whole time Slater was screaming “WHERES MY POPTARTS TOBEY”

Tobeys not trying to follow THAT particular dream, but maybe theres a better one out there.

The Plan: It’s really hard to remember dreams so Tobey made some flashcards. If he studies them all the time, maybe that will lead to life purpose, being famous on Tweeter, fancy cheese boards, & writing a book that Oprah says everybody should read.

Maybe you too can be inspired by “Tobey’s dreams”, but also they probably are entirely useless.

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