Scottish insults are brutal yet beautifully poetic and concise. These choice words and phrases are as colourful as our beautiful land, ingrained into the vocabulary and collective consciousness of Scots everywhere. They deserve a greater recognition within our heritage, they deserve their own clans, they deserve their own tartans!

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