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Friendly Ranch U.S.A.

Friendly Ranch is owned and run by the Friedlys. Friendly is a misspelling that supposedly annoys Mr. Friedly, though I saw no evidence of it. The Friedlys enjoyed these pictures, studying them as anyone would if they were to find themselves staring at themselves under a microscope, or in a mirror through someone else’s eyes - in this case, the eyes of an Englishman from Los Angeles. Mr. Friedly is an avid hunter, and second cousin of Otto Friedli, founder of the Hell’s Angels. Mrs. Friedly is a singer in the church choir and bakes ungodly Angel cakes that will make you cry for joy. Mr. Friedly looks like the real life Santa Claus, and I have no evidence that he isn’t. Mrs. Friedly looks and acts as much as Mrs. Claus as anyone could. Friendly as a misspelling was initially meant ironically; they were not the only ones under a microscope. If you can shoot straight, win at pool, work and play hard, cook well, and stfu half the time, you’ll get a Friendly welcome.

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