lardos are a collection of 3333 truly down bad degens living in the absolute worst versions of themselves. lardos are obese, lazy, and incoherent by nature. they love fapping to incest anime porn, thrive on junk food, hate exercising, dwell on 4chan as their web browser homepage, and have no job. they've entered the ethereum blockchain to colonize web3. the true underworld of crypto degeneracy. accept it; we are all lardos.