Seated in majesty...

Good Ser Donald, A personification... of the realm of alternative fact...

Wins more bigly than all the other horsemen of our modern apocalypse.

He rides upon high... a horse with the head of a lion... a thing of...

... such beauty and power... the creature stands tall with three hind legs...

... blessed upon it by the allfather himself...

He is the most favourite and most brilliant horseman...

TRUMP THE TRUTHFUL...

Gloating from the heavens his heroism...

... painting a veil of fallacy to rule his keep.