Name: Simp Seth
Age: 47
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 315 lbs.
Location: Tulsa, OK
Education: Claremore High School
Profession: Oil Field Heavy Equipment Operator

While not an influencer directly, Simp Seth's existence contributes to influencers getting brand deals and paying their rent at 1600 Vine Street in LA. The combination of his loneliness and horniness is directly responsible for inflating the engagement rates of influencers’ posts.

It's a numbers game. Mathematically speaking, if he likes and comments on thousands of posts a day he will surely get a like, or better yet, a comment back. he is ready for that return engagement, armed with an infinite supply of Kleenex Ultra Soft Tissues and Jergens hand lotion.

There isn't a single post Simp Seth won't double-tap in a millisecond. He will also drop one of two comments. "😍🥰😘💚💙💜🖤💕💞💓💗💖💘" and "✊🍆💦😛" are the only two comments in his arsenal. The first is for your average everyday influencer with an OnlyFans. The second one is exclusively for the 4,582 pornstars he follows and considers close personal friends.

Simp Seth is committed to helping all the girls he follows succeed. He spends every evening in front of the TV, double tapping and commenting on posts in-between shoving frozen Hungry-Man TV dinners down his pie hole and washing them down with a six pack of Heavyweiser.