RETARDIO launched on Solana as a maximalist meme token with zero filter and 100% chaos energy. It embraces the absurd, mocks traditional crypto norms, and leans fully into community-driven trolling. There’s no roadmap—just mayhem.




More than just a joke, RETARDIO folds in GambleFi mechanics, staking rewards, and NFT-based perks. It’s a parody that secretly functions—letting holders bet, earn, and vote without ever taking off the clown mask.
Its 4,444-piece “Retardio Cousins” NFT collection grants holders access to gated content, on-chain governance, and community antics. Each Cousin is a ticket to the inner circle of ridiculousness.



There is no chart, no god, no floor—only vibes and the void. RETARDIO is a decentralized brainworm infecting wallets at light speed, powered by inside jokes, cursed memes, and questionable decisions. If you're asking “why,” you're already lost.



