$TROLL isn’t a product. It’s a perfectly deranged internet artifact — an onchain experiment forged in the fires of irony, chaos, and post-utility absurdism. It’s not trying to “solve” anything. It’s trying to make you laugh, cringe, ape, and question your choices — all at once. If the internet had a spiritual awakening in a meme dungeon, this would be it.
$TROLL isn’t just for posting. It’s programmable comedy. Tokenized attention. Satire as a smart contract. The site? A fever dream. The token? A dare. The protocol? Somewhere between Dadaism and a DAO that’s been left unsupervised. You don’t buy in — you descend into it. And the deeper you go, the more it rewards your degeneracy.
TROLL is the inevitable outcome of too much internet and too little adult supervision. It’s the protocol for people who know that memes move faster than money — and maybe are money. This isn’t “early.” This is sideways. And you’re exactly the kind of weirdo it was built for.
