All previous theories of management have failed...

We have taken science to its limits and created a New Management Theory which can be used to achieve success in business and in life.

Investment Thesis

This Garden aims to provide stable ETH accumulation with a minimal cost of risk, by investing in the ETH staking ecosystem. ETH staking will provide consistent and predictable returns over a long period of time, and demand for staking services will continuously rise through 2022 after Ethereum fully migrates to a Proof-of-Stake (PoS) system.

Investing in this Garden should provide greater return and lower risk than buying staked ETH tokens directly from a staking pool (Coinbase, Lido, etc). Viable strategies will include staking, providing liquidity to staked ETH, and accumulating governance tokens for related ecosystem protocols.

All who pass must accept the pillars four...

1. Fuck it, ya know?
2. It's all bullshit anyways.
3. It's all whatevers, really.
4. 💀💀💀💀