Atten-tion! Are you a real member of the Ape Army Soldier?! I can't hear you! I said ARE YOU A REAL MEMBER OF THE APE ARMY, SOLDIER?! That's what I like to hear Soldier! We fight for a fair market for one and all! We fight selflessly, endlessly, and tenaciously!!! I am a soldier in the Ape Army. The Ape Army includes smooth-brained and wrinkled-brained Apes. Soldiers of the Ape Army eat crayons until they can produce their own due diligence and graduate to Silverback status. I amplify posts, I make memes, I kill FUD, which stands for fear, uncertainty and doubt. I also report shills. Shills are the enemy of the Apes and enemies of the fair market. Sometimes for fun I like to shoot paintball guns at Shills. Other times I make them run the fitness course and extra time because the stopwatch malfunctioned. DID YOU HEAR ME, SHILL?! I SAID THE STOPWATCH MALFUNCTIONED! NOW RUN!!