FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK...

WHAT TO DO?!... WHAT TO DO?!

YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T... BUT YOU CAN"T STOP.

YOU HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF A CLASSIC FUD FUCKER.

YOU ARE FUD FUCKED.

FEAR. UNCERTAINTY. DOUBT.

YOUR HEAD IS SPINNING.

YOUR EYES SEE ONLY MINTS.

WHAT WILL YOUR WIFE SAY?... WHERE DID ALL THE MONEY GO?

THE MEDIA SAYS IT IS A HOAX.

THIS CRYPTO SHIT IS FOR LOSERS.

THESE NFT THINGS ARE FOR CREEPS.

BUT YOU WANT THAT JPEG.

YOU WANT IT SO BADLY.

IT HAS A CAT ON IT.

AND YOU FUCKING LOVE CATS.