*Joe is part of a limited release of 3 unique, one-of-a-kind, special edition BATZ

Howdy, I’m Joe, a mythical Tiger Bat from the middle of butt f*** nowhere, Oklahoma. I’m a gay, polyamorous, redneck bat with a mullet and big dreams. I currently live on a tiger sanctuary, roosting above five grown male tigers, and legend has it that a peculiar strain of Covid-19 originated here, which gives me my stripes. This bat wants it all— fame, fortune and even the Presidency. If I am elected, I will make the Second Amendment the First Amendment, Polygamy will be legalized, and the White house will become a National For-Profit Zoo for rare and exotic animals. I’ve always liked the way “King” sounded rather than “President”… Oh, and look out for my latest country music track “Tiger Saw a Bat.” I think this could finally be my big break…