They'll be the happiest they've ever been! They'll be the best! They will always have fun! They will always be smiling! They will never be sad! They will never be depressed! They will never be losers! They will never be at the bottom of life! They will never let life go down the drain! They will never go to a psychologist to work through childhood traumas! They'll never take antidepressants to get rid of oppressive feelings of anxiety! They will never be complexed by feelings of inferiority! They will never feel a sense of obligation! They will never tear their hair out over failure! Because they'll always be the happiest, the best, they'll never, they'll always, they won't..