Chad was a boy gerbil. She was a girl gerbil. Can I make it any more obvious? He was a cypherpunk. Karen was her sobriquet. What more can I say? She wanted him. He'd never tell. Secretly he wanted her as well. But all of his friends. Stuck up their nose. They had a problem with her trendy clothes. She was a VSCO girl. He said, see you later, girl. Her gains weren’t good enough for him. His charts promised moon. He maintained it was coming soon. He needed to come back down to earth. Five years from now. He sits at home. Clicking on Reddit, he’s all alone. He checks the front page. And what do you know. Karen’s got an ICO. He calls up his friends. They’ve already seen. And they’ve all got scripts to buy in. He gets in too. Joins with the crowd. Pays the ICO Gerbil that he turned down