An Alpha, a beta, and a Meta walk into a bar. They talk, and drink, and peep the scene. The Alpha says: "wanna hear a joke?" The beta says, "Sure. I love jokes." The Meta says, "Nah, I'd rather feel a joke" The Alpha says, "Well, I just heard two jokes in a row." They all get drunk, and go home alone, and black out. The next day, they wake up, and fall into their respective roles on twitter. All three will agree that all three are different.

The analyst chuckles, as he reads through their DM's. He chuckles to himself, as he prepares his morning briefing. "Alpha, beta, Meta..... you're all just fucking Data"