The irony inherent in the room... is unfathomable... blatant in its lunacy.

The honour system only holds so much weight...

Prompt yourself to restrain your sanctimoniousness...

Your trajectory of bias will be short lived...

As you scrape together this facade...

If you don't come back down to earth...

... there will be no moon that can take the weight of your escalating ego...

And you aren't that interesting anyway...

So chill the fuck out.