A FUCKING BOOTLEG OF PAK'S FUCKING BORING PIXEL.

"WHY SHOULD I FUCKING BUY THIS?" BECAUSE MY BOOTLEG IS LESS FUCKING BORING, LESS FUCKING EXPENSIVE, AND IS THE ONLY THING I'LL EVER MAKE WITHOUT FUCKING ROYALTIES. ALSO, IT'S ON RARIFUCK, THE EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE TO NIFTY FUCKAWAY.

"WHY NO FUCKING ROYALTIES, DEAR FUCK?" DON'T FUCKING CALL ME "DEAR". BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY FUCKED YOU IF YOU'VE FUCKING BOUGHT THIS, NO NEED TO FUCK YOU MORE.

I'M NOT A FUCKING ANIMAL, YOU FUCK.