"a pirate's life for me

a pirates life for me

my servant packs the car

while i sit beneath a tree

i eat a klondike bar

while my servant packs the car

i make him sing a song for me

for me

mic check here we go i gotta pack the car

while mr. pirate sits there eating a klondike bar

he makes me sing while i but i go no words so far

i know i'll list the things i pack into the car

duct tape ukulele and small amp

big bowl tp roll and a small lamp

microphone telephone boxes boxes

blankets pillows a variety of rocks

vacuum bucket an old chandelier

mannequin tool box big black sphere

printer bass guitar a broken scooter

2 x4 window laptop computer

a metal crown a sleeping bag

an old tv a dirty rag

an accordion picture frame a keyboard chess game"